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Profile
02:54 Jul 27 2007
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I am hoping to update my profile over the next few weeks. Take some of the older things off and add some new. Of course, I will add the older sections into my journal.
I added the one image to my profile today, the one that shows my 23 weeks along belly. LOL! Brett's proud of my belly and I want it to shrink! But I think it might be the beginning of me updating my profile... hopefully.
Only problem is getting Tiffy motivated!
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
08:26 Jul 19 2007
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Stolen from vampyregothkitten's journal.
:-)
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why don't we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. It's more fun to look at.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
10. It looks like a night crawler.
11. Wow, and your feet are so big.
12. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger.
13. It's ok, we'll work around it.
14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
17. Oh no, a flash headache.
18. (giggle and point)
19. Can I be honest with you?
20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
21. Let me go get my tweezers.
22. How sweet, you brought incense.
23. This explains your car.
24. You must be a growing boy.
25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
27. Are you one of those pygmies?
28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
29. Every heard of clearasil?
30. All right, a treasure hunt!
31. I didn't know they came that small.
32. Why is God punishing you?
33. At least this won't take long.
34. I never saw one like that before.
35. What do you call this?
36. But it still works, right?
37. Damn, I hate baby-sitting.
38. It looks so unused.
39. Do you take steroids?
40. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
41. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
42. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
43. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
45. Aww, it's hiding.
46. Are you cold?
47. If you get me real drunk first.
48. Is that an optical illusion?
49. What is that?
50. I'll go get the ketchup for your French fry.
51. Were you neutered?
52. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
53. Does it come with an air pump?
54. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
55. Where are the puppet strings?
56. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.
58. Never mind, why bother.
59. Is that a second belly button?
60. Where's the rest of it?
The Longest Hangman Word I Have Gotten so far!
08:19 Jul 11 2007
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What the Hell?23:37 Jul 09 2007
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Member: sadistikalkiller
Subject: The Prince
Date: Jul 09 2007
Question: i replied to The Prince's message that he'd left me a while back. he has failed to respond in turn. the least he can do is care about what his followers think and feel. is that so much to ask? it's called respect. a common courtesy. *sneers*
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